|The SisterHood of the Traveling Pants-Movie
||[Jun. 4th, 2005|04:24 pm]
The sisterhood of the traveling pants-|
We,The sisterhood,hereby instate the following rules to govern the use of the traveling pants:
1.You must never wash the pants.
2.You must never double -cuff the Pants.it's tacky.there will never be a time when this will not be tacky.
3.You must never say the word "phat"while wearing the pants.You must also never say "i am fat" while wearing the pants.
4.You must never let a Boy take off your pants.
(although you may take them off yourself in his presence).
5.You must not pick your nose while wearing the Pants.You may,however,scratch casually at your
nostril while really kind of picking.
6.Upon our reunion,you must follow the proper procedures for documenting your time in the Pants.
*On the left Leg of the pants,write themost exciting place you have been while wearing the Pants
*On the right leg of the Pants,write the most important thing that has happend to you while wearing The Pants(For Example,"i hooked up with my second cousin,Ivan,While wearing the Pants")
7.You must write to your sisters throughout the summer,no matter how much fun you are having without them.
8.You must pass the Pants along to your sisters according to the specifications set down by the sisterhood.Failure to comply will result in a severe spanking at your reunion.
9.You must not wear the pants tucked-in shirt and belt.See Rule #2.
10.Remember:Pants=Love.Love your pals.love yourself.
The sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.